american horror story is a television series on FX that is about to premiere its 11th season. I’ve seen exactly zero episodes of any season but I think I have a pretty good idea of what the show entails!
Based on my expert knowledge, I have a number of storyline ideas for american horror Storyfuture seasons which I really think would do surprisingly well. Mr. Murphy, my inbox is open.
Anyway, without further ado, here’s american horror story plot ideas for future seasons, from someone who has never seen the show.
American Horror Story: Kardashian White House
Exactly what it sounds like. President Chris. Vice President Khloe. Secretary of State Kendall (she’s good at compromise if you don’t remember her Pepsi commercial). Attorney General Kim. Secretary of Transportation Kylie. Kourtney isn’t in the cabinet, she’s just kind of there making side comments and shaking a salad.
During the Jenner-Kardashian administration, every American was required to receive a BBL.
American Horror Story: American Podcast Idol
Looking for the next great American podcast, except it’s for the podcast bros. Instead of Ryan Seacrest as producer, it’s Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate and the mean red-haired TikTok girl whose name I already forgot.
American Horror Story: 2000s fashion forever
Low rise jeans are the only option for jeans. That is just about everything. Scary, right?
American Horror Story: Escape from Walmart on Black Friday
The main characters of this season will be trapped in Walmart on Black Friday and must find a way to escape. But first, they need to secure a big screen TV. Chaos ensues.
American Horror Story: Health insurance
In order to obtain health insurance, the main characters will have to answer a riddle given by Jigsaw, this scary guy from the SEEN franchise. It’s not going well and everyone had to cut their feet.